When Richard Lewis finds out he needs a kidney transplant, he finds two friends who match him, leaving them to decide who “”gets”” to give up their organ.

After enlisting both Jeff and Freddy’s help for the occasion, Larry’s hot date quickly goes south.

Marty Funkhauser’s brother sends Larry an unusual gift; and an actor friend of the Greens is dissatisfied with Larry’s praise of his performance.

Larry commits a faux pas with Sammi’s fiancé, and tries to start over with his mail carrier and golf club security guard.

Larry’s evolving alibi to get out of a charity function results in unexpected travel plans. Meanwhile, Susie makes demands for the terminally ill family dog’s last meal; and Larry points…

Larry believes that he has found a way to enjoy someone else’s disability without being disabled himself. Meanwhile, he hopes to end a rumor that Rosie O’Donnell can beat him…

Larry is unrattled by a book about freaks and a bad chauffeur.

Anticipating having to give a kidney to Richard Lewis, Larry tries to develop a contingency plan should he need a kidney donation himself. Meanwhile, a nurse claims Jeff has some…

Larry has his jacket borrowed without permission, but he manages to end up the bad guy. Meanwhile, his investigation into what happened to Jeff’s missing dog, Oscar, leads him to…

Larry finally learns the truth regarding his possible adoption, and makes his final decision about a kidney donation for Richard Lewis.

A undergarment purchase for his housekeeper lands Larry in hot water, while his father-in-law’s fondness for The Passion of the Christ comes in handy more than once.

Larry wonders how a Japanese WWII veteran can call himself a kamikaze, and feels a nursing home bingo game may not be on the up-and-up.

His father’s smoking jacket and “”bathroom contamination”” cause grief for Larry.

Cheryl puts on a Passover Seder, which Larry promptly finds numerous ways to ruin.

As the Jewish high holy days approach, a near-death experience, coupled with a comment made by his father, leaves Larry wondering if there’s more to his identity than he thought….

Larry seeks professional help to secure information about his past. Meanwhile, his place as a gay rights supporter hits a snag.

A bag of cashews and rasins threatens Larry’s working relationship with David Schwimmer; a dirty locker and a golf club threatens his club membership; Larry gets into a compromising situation…

A rumored threat of a terrorist attack undermines a benefit performance by Alanis Morissette at the home of one of Larry’s friends. Meanwhile, Larry can’t help snubbing Mindy Reiser, wife…

Larry and Richard Lewis, who both see the same psychotherapist, plot ways of ending their respective relationships with the therapist after Larry sees the man wearing a thong bathing suit.

An acupuncturist agrees to waive his $5,000 fee if he can’t cure Larry’s back. Coincidentally, a down-on-his-luck writer asks Larry for a $5,000 loan, claiming he’ll soon pay the loan…

Larry has some medical problems involving a certain bracelet. No biggy. Then larger problems arise when Larry finds out he shares the same interior decorator as Diane Keaton.