This is the story of Pip’s origin. Pip gets a job at the Havesham Estate where he meets Estella. She only spurns his optimism with insults. When Pip is offered…

Mrs. Cartman holds an intervention for her son’s eating problem and is sending him to fat camp. Cartman returns from camp, 40 lbs. lighter. Cartman is selling candy to the…

The “Raging Pussies” concert is on! Kyle calls the police and say his parents have been “molestering” him. Soon all the children are calling in on all the adults in…

Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn’t show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife…

Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn’t killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him…

The kids have to face the 4th grade, and they’re not too happy about it. Cartman cooks up a scheme to go back in time to return to the 3rd…

Cartman has a new Trapper Keeper (that blows Kyle’s out of the water) After he’s done bragging, a stranger tells him that it will soon take over the world if…

The boys are doing their version of the Helen Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new friend to play…

The tooth fairy has visited Cartman, leaving him two dollars. He rushes to the bus stop to share his news with the others. He then unveils his latest plan. If…

Randy comes to terms with his hand in the pandemic as the town learns to cope with this new normal. The children return to school to find out everything is…

Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos.

There’s a new kid in school and his parents have opened a restaurant in the recently gentrified part of town. Cartman now considers himself the top on-line restaurant reviewer in…

Timmy’s idea to raise money for the summer camp has everyone in South Park trying out the latest trend in transportation. Timmy’s success makes him a lot of enemies and…

One of the Goth kids has been sent to a camp for troubled children. When she returns, her friends find her changed in a disturbing way. With their very existence…

Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.

South Park’s big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives…

With their parents in jail, Kenny and his brother and sister find themselves in the foster care system. Cartman is sincerely disturbed when Kenny is taken away. He doesn’t know…

Cartman is furious when he believes that the school has posted their penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit; takes matters into his own hands and…

Stan’s life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randy’s obsession with the Food Network Is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of…

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he’s holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.

The Coon now leads an entire team of crime-fighters. They are ready to take their place among the worlds most admired and beloved super heroes. But much to the Coons…

Led by Mysterion, Coon and Friends are working together to help the people in the Gulf who are at the mercy of the dark lord, Cthulhu. The Coon, scorned by…

The Coon shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he punishes his former partners in Coon & Friends. Kenny McCormick, is wrestling with the…

Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, “Who is Eric Cartman’s father?”

Competition is the name of the game this summer. There is no time for Jimmy and his friends to slack off. They’re working to be this year’s champions at summer…

Cartman wants to race with the pros and he’s ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. He’s afraid that no matter how hard he tries, he’ll never…

New Jersey is rapidly taking over the nation one state at a time and their next stop is South Park.

Kyle “friended” the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one person who has always…

While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the…

State Law in Colorado says it’s legal to smoke pot if you have a physician’s reference. Randy is the first-in-line to buy some but he’s turned away because there’s absolutely…

The boys are given a controversial book to read in school that both excites and inspires them to write one of their own. When the boys discover that Stan’s mom…

The nation’s top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive…

Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boys’ fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the…

Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn’t go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone…

Butters is sure he’s seen a vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids…

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy’s looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely…

The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrrival of Hillary Clinton for a big campaign rally. Meanwhile, Cartman suspects that a new Muslim student is involved in…

Stan becomes coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and for the benefit of one his players he tries to make them into a team of winners. Meanwhile his father…

With Kyle left behind, Cartman makes his way to FOX to get the Family Guy episode pulled, hoping to ultimately get rid of the show once and for all.