Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back…

Cartman has finally gone too far when a prank involving Kenny’s sweet cheeks results in him blowing a “funny fuse.” After a photo of Kenny’s better side finds it’s way…

Kyle’s cousin comes to town and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin Kyle is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him. Meanwhile,…

Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that their little…

In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny’s life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with…

The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word “Sh*t” on the popular show, “Cop Drama.” Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC…

The 4th grade class is banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year.

Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates. Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs.

Cartman is the latest victim of body shaming on Twitter. Randy has to deal with uncomfortable confrontations every time he shops at the new Whole Foods. He feels exposed at…

A scandalous invasion of privacy has everyone in South Park on edge when graphic video from an unknown drone is uploaded on the internet. Cartman and Butters get their hands…

When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.

Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by shooting a big dance video, while Butters falls victim to an unlikely bully.

The kids at South Park Elementary are being punished for Cartman’s failings in the physical education department. What will Cartman do when they all gang up on him?

After watching a Thanksgiving special on The History Channel, the boys believe that aliens were involved in the original feast. But, questions remain… was the first Thanksgiving haunted? Is alien…

With their parents in jail, Kenny and his brother and sister find themselves in the foster care system. Cartman is sincerely disturbed when Kenny is taken away. He doesn’t know…

Cartman finds a unique way of coping with Asperger’s Syndrome. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board. Meanwhile, Stan can’t seem to get his life back to normal no matter…

What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. Not surprisingly, Cartman turns out to be really good at stopping Mexicans.

The students of South Park Elementary are the victims of a new gossip website. An elusive hacker has somehow gained access into the student’s confidential phone calls and e-mails and…

Sharon is thrilled that Randy is making an effort to do more things that she enjoys. But, after he takes her to see a hit musical in Denver, Randy becomes…

Cartman is furious when he believes that the school has posted their penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit; takes matters into his own hands and…

Cartman has a new protege. He’s found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top. Kyle is brought in…

Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. Meanwhile, the owner of City Wok is angered when a competing Asian restaurant opens next door.

After Stan celebrates his 10th birthday, he begins to see everything differently. The other boys think he’s become a major buzzkill and start to avoid hanging out with him. When…

Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn’t even have a regular iPad and blames…

At the school’s first annual Comedy Awards, Jimmy announces that the Germans are the least funny people in the world. Germany is highly insulted. They vow that retaliation toward the…

The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.

While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the…

Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the…

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

Stan wants to know the real reason kids have to decorate eggs for Easter, and what, if anything eggs and bunnies have to do with Jesus dying for his sins….

Towelie writes a book and it gets selected for Oprah’s book club. It becomes a best seller with everyone getting a lot help for their addictions; until a faction of…

When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman’s biggest concern is that the boys…

When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland,…

Mrs. Cartman holds an intervention for her son’s eating problem and is sending him to fat camp. Cartman returns from camp, 40 lbs. lighter. Cartman is selling candy to the…

Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD “Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics.” The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs…

Sharon Marsh’s Aunt Flo makes her monthly visit and she has present for Stan, a fish. Stan’s fish really freaks him out, especially when the dead bodies start piling up….

Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the…

Last week, in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman froze himself. Through a bizarre twist of fate, he woke up 500 years in the future,…

With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must…

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman’s ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman’s…