Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD “Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics.” The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs…

Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets…

The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan’s #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover…

Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics…

Starvin’ Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people. The government interrogates the boys to find out about Marvin and direct them to…

South Park’s Civil War reenactment, sponsored by “Jagerminz S’More Flavored Schnapps,” gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a…

Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated the rules. Meanwhile, the Cartman’s…

Stan’s parents bring him to Mr. Mackey’s party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids. Kyle and Stan’s fathers experiment with their homosexual…

Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackey’s party. At camp, Ike is sent to…

Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to help the boys get…

Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of the Succubus that he is going to marry. Meanwhile, Cartman deals with his eye problems and the optometrist he…

The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping on Stark’s Pond. The government and the citizens of South Park are interested in trying to help keep this endangered species…

The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When the big fight arrives,…

Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison’s class. Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment and Kyle’s dad is getting rich. The boys go in search of “Sexual Harassment Panda” to stop…

Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyle’s dad to get an erection. One way they think they can help…

Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the “Getting Gay With Kids” choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. While on…

Kyle falls into a cave. Stan goes to rescue him and finds an iceman, and the two fight each other for sole credit. Dr. Mephisto discovers that the iceman has…

The death of a local businesswoman throws the team into the world of bondage and sado-masochism where they first investigate the woman’s colleagues but are soon on the trail of…

When the body of an assistant district attorney is found raped and beaten in Central Park, Benson lets her emotions get the best of her as she takes it upon…

After a female student is murdered at a local college, Benson and Stabler turn their attention to the school’s basketball team. However, the college blocks their investigation at every turn…

When a young boy is found murdered, suspicion leads Benson and Stabler to a recently paroled child molester. Although they both hate what the man has done in the past,…

When a young woman is found dead, she is initially believed to be a prostitute and the latest in a long line of victims, but when looking into her home…

After a travel writer is found tied up with a woman’s undergarments choking off his air supply, Benson and Stabler initially suspect his landlord’s boyfriend, but suspicion soon turns to…

After teen model Jazmin Burgess is dumped, beaten, and raped in front of Roosevelt Hospital, Benson and Stabler investigate to find out why a sixteen-year-old girl was out alone after…

When the body of Gretchen Quinn is found wearing only a red slip after having gone through an upper-story window, Benson and Stabler soon find out that ‘Gretchen Quinn’ has…

After cab driver Victor Spicer is found stabbed and his genitals cut off, Benson and Stabler investigate his murder only to learn that Spicer is an inmate at Rikers Island…

When Cudney threatens to spill the truth about Cyril’s “wins”, Ryan solicits Kosygin for help. He then schemes to have Kosygin and Stanislofsky eliminated and finally, tips off the hacks…

Sister Pete’s anger is roused and forces her to confession. Wangler and Adebisi register a complaint to the Warden. Yet another inmate meets with demise. Bellinger enlists McManus’ help. Glynn…

When his plea for an expedited return to solitary goes on deaf ears, Miguel takes matters into his own hands. Glynn finds out who raped his daughter. Hill gets sent…

Andy Schillinger arrives to Oz and Vern tries to get Warden Glynn to move Andy in with him. McManus is sued for sexual harassment. Sister Pete has questions after a…

After getting pummeled by Khan in a boxing match, Kenny discovers his wife’s infidelity and arranges a contract. Miguel prepares to meet his victim face to face. McManus’ lawsuit starts…

The hack ain’t comin’ back, and everyone’s trying to figure out who did the deed; especially Schillinger and Said. McManus hires a new officer Sean Murphy who’s also a friend…

With a new day breaking, Officer Howell makes a gruesome discovery. Dr. Nathan takes action against medical official Garvey. Ricardo and Hughes have a brief confrontation that results in a…

In addition to the name change to “Oswald State Correctional Facility,” more changes abound. Newbies Coyle, Kahn, and Ricardo arrive and partner up with Wangler, Said, and Hernandez respectively. Adebisi’s…

Sam convinces Bill and Neal to trick-or-treat on Halloween, but they end up embarrassed while Lindsay and her friends wreak havoc in the neighborhood.

Lindsay offers to help Daniel study for an algebra test, but ends up accused by the teacher of cheating. Daniel lends sexually naive Sam a porn film.

Lindsay encourages Nick to pursue a career in music. Nick continues to practice with his current band, but quickly decides he’s better than them. Lindsay encourages Nick to audition for…

Lindsay’s family and friends fear the worst when she quits the academic decathlon team and begins hanging around with a new crowd. A new friend tries to help her find…

Lindsay’s friends learn that her parents are going away for the weekend and suggest having a kegger. Sam and Neal become worried after a school assembly focusing on alcohol-related deaths…

In the Season One finale, Tony is stunned to discover that the attempt on his life may have been ordered by someone very close to him. Later, he must deal…