A teenage girl gets crazy about everyone around her. The world’s most famous monkey bursts loose on Skull Island in “Ding Dong, King Kong.” Scandalous Hollywood news and gossip get the Pat O’Brien treatment. A father pigeon teaches his son to poop in a snorkel to make things wild. The Smurfs are terrorized by a murderer who kills based on the seven deadly sins in “Murder in Smurf Town X.”