A new video game is taking video games by storm, “Codename: The Abortionator.” A video dating experience a la The Ring scares a potential suitor. A man runs away from an Oriental masseuse looking for a “happy ending”. Keanu Reeves, Christopher Walken, and William Shatner want you to buy his special brand of sausage. The Scooby-Doo gang encounters Jason Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake.